Not in FRONT of his MOTHER!!!

So, Christian has girlfriends. Well, he's 2, so not really...but his teachers at school like to joke about how all the girls in his class like him and he pays attention to all of them. One girl in particular, Abby, is his favorite. When I first heard of this relationship a few weeks ago, I learned that he knew her name and says it over and over again when he sees her, he knows where her bin is on the coat wall, and he has to sit next to her at lunch. There is also Claire and Amanda, who I have witnessed helping him dress (put his hat on) and blow him kisses good-bye on numerous occasions. So I know that there are other women in my sons life already. Yesterday afternoon, Christian runs over to give me my hello hug at pick-up when Abby comes up behind him to get his attention and then proceeds to lift up her little shirt to expose her entire chest (and stick her hand down the back of her diaper to the horror of the teachers). Miss Erica, trying to suppress the same giggle I am choking down says, "Abby! Not in FRONT of his MOTHER!"

Good Grief.